You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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