my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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