? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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