He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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