There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My vagina just recognized that song.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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