But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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