kristin has been a bad kristin
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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