Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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