Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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