Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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