so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So many bounce houses so little time
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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