I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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