do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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