You're my little dorito
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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