Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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