We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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