SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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