Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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