no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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