Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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