Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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