Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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