Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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