Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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