Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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