when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
