just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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