I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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