just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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