Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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