There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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