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There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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