Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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