we have officially lost it.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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