Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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