john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The ass gains better be worth it
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