I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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