I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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