I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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