Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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