Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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