Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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