Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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