what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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