he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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