i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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