So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
