everyone is single if you try hard enough
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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