All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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