New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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