I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
my poor anus
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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