I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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