Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
