oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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